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“Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)” - Walt Whitman


The information contained herein represents the views and opinions of me, and does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of also me. This content has been made available for informational and entertainment purposes only, and I do not make any representation or warranty with respect to the accuracy, applicability, fitness, or completeness of my thoughts.

I hereby disclaim any and all liability to any party for direct, indirect, implied, punitive, special, incidental, or other consequential damages arising directly or indirectly from from any use of my website, which is provided as is, and as is continually revised, be it the placement of a comma, or the loss and reclamation of my psyche.
 
I’d like to remind readers that this is ultimately a dating profile, written over many years in many places, so citing sources was sometimes replaced with things like humor, poignancy, and granddaddy purple. Should citations become necessary, I encourage you to edit my copy for me, baring in mind that content of some subject headings is the result of a great deal of thought, while others will read as something more like the place-holder that they are, which I might come back to later.

There are moments in my profile where I speak in absolutes, and make conversationally-toned reductive statements and over-generalizations, which of course we can’t do. For now, and since I can’t engage in a discourse with everyone, I’ll have to just say that you know what I mean, and ignore it if you know that I’m not talking about you.

I explore a lot of thoughts that seemingly or possibly contradict themselves, and may unintentionally hurt feelings. If that’s ever the case, I apologize but share them just the same, with the reminder that I may be wrong and that I’m open to changing my mind; which is why my writing here, like myself, is a living document. I am many versions of myself, existing as one.

This is a work of parody/satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and intended for comedic or critical purposes only.

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    This is a work of parody/satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and intended for comedic or critical purposes only.

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